Path and Sin are sitting beside each other and working on the same comp. Reason? Recession.
Path: Open my Twitter account
Sin: yeah then you can write me a msg
(Account opened. Both accounts operating.)
Sin (Twittering): Finished watching Before Sunrise.
Path(Replying to Sin’s Twitter): Told you it was a wonderful movie!
Sin: Aaare have you noticed one thing? We manage to be the Biggest losers on earth! Sitting on the same comp, Twittering to each other…
Path: Lol!! Chal lets go have lunch! Or shall I Twitter that too??
POST LUNCH
Both sitting bored on the same comp again. Full and satiated, Path belches. Sin disgusted. Both sigh like the emissions of a steam engine.
Suddenly Path: Oye!! Akshay Kumar unbuttoning his jeans!!!
Sin: Lets see lets see!! (eyes popping, she starts a mad search on the internet, while Path looks on dreamily).
Sin: OYE!! THE FUCKING PAGE NOT OPENING!!
Path: F5… FUCKING F5!!!
F5 pressed, both stare at the blank screen blankly, as it takes its own sweet time to reload.
5 secs…. Still staring… 10…. 15…
Path: FUCKING F5!!!!!
Bored yet anxious, they turn their attention to the TV screens across the floor. A particularly non-descript channel catches their attention. A woman with nothing womanly clad in a hideous stool-coloured saree is jiggling and bouncing her silicones all over the screen. It appears to be a Pak Filmfare Award…
Path: Dear God! I refuse to watch that. It is a deliberate assault on my sense of aesthetics and knowledge of the arts.
Sin: Fuck! They’ve introduced terrorism in movies as well. Mr.PM was right! Pak IS the epicenter of global terrorism.
Path: Yeah! They’ve commercialized it too. Next you know, those gun-totting barely-out-of-teen guys will wear sponsored T-shirts!!
Sin: Lets’s drink to that… RINKYYYYYYYYY………… let’s go for tea!!
They pull Rinky out of her reverie and file down for tea. Card punching is a big issue here.
4 comments:
Rinky: nice work with the graphics.... though a few extra chins missing from both faces, but considering your proximity to the ground zero, i shall give it to you....
Path: if you think THIS is a deliberate assault to your "sense of aesthetics and knowledge of arts" then what were you doing watching stuff like Rab ne Bana Di Jodi and Ghajini (if you were watching that is)? at least the stool coloured sarees and silicon arent pretentiously promising to be intelligent and in good tatse.... though as obscene...
Sin: conversational narratives ha? nice....
since this is the same post, can i use the same comment.......cnt evn copy paste ,too sleepy..luv ya ..muaah......
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Neel: Rinky "helped" us wid the graphics and atlst let us be pefect in the world of animation. but newez thanx for ur comments.
D: no u cannot put the same comment. atlst one line has to be different. and by comment i mean a proper comment...luv ya muuah
oh.... sorry.... nice job to both of you as well.... perfect! :)
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