hmmm....long time.....looooooooooooooooooooooooooong time actually. Didnt hv much to write actually. writer's block i gs... or maybe just didnt feel like.....but now i hv decided to write on my blogs regularly. write wat?? hmm that i hvnt decided and honestly.... don't care... but I wud write...... nething... nething that comes to my mind....
Now that wudnt be easy......why? well my mind remains pretty blank most of the time....i call this phase a thinker's block (?!?) and when a person has both writer's and thinker's block, (read loser) he does wat i am doing now.....bla ble blu bla!!
BUT STILL I WUD WRITE.
even if i have to write the alphabets of English in reverse order.........
ahem! sorry got a bit carried away.......
SO wat do i write? hmmmmmmmmm..... i dont hv much to write today......nothing worth writing....i mean just the usuals. though i did a lot of unusual (for me) stuff yesterday. I fought with almost all the bullies in office. Thought of putting in my papers for a while...but the colour green stopped me right on my tracks. so I fought and I fought ugly. I showed some people there right place. atleast i think i did.
And ofcourse...I had a horribly slow grandpa comp exchanged into a super fast genY comp. felt bad though... i mean grandpa comp stood by me (though stood wud be putting it the wrong way, it mostly snoozed) rite from my day one at Tara. And i felt guilty....guilty of choosing a better substitute...but then wat can i do? i tried sticking to it...God knows i tried...it just wudnt work!! lazy old haggard...now all it does is stare at me....yes its sitting rite under my neighbouring desk, stripped off its honour, self respect (ahem what i meant was keyboard, mouse and monitor)... and all bcoz i discarded it for a better, younger counterpart....plz I don't wanna be the reason for the demise of someone errr....thing.
ENUF!!! getting carried away again..... ektu bara bari hoye jache....gaaawwdd!! ppl would think i am in love wid that old haggard. And seriously...its not my fault that the stupid old CPU got discarded... and it would surely be used by someone!! i mean my kinda job needs a fast comp...but that doesnot hold for everyone....right??
uuuhhh!! i hope my blocks go away soon......this sucks!!
15 comments:
lol....
brand new funny, sarci, non senti, angry, ranting (well, that was always there), bong speaking, crisp sentences writing, SHORT sentences writing, working womanish, protesting, fighting, revolting, speaking whats there in the mind, random thoughts writing, confessing, uncompromising, radicalizing, blah blah blahing silhouette broods..... listen carefully o earthlings.... or you are in freaking bad trouble.... :)
welcome ma'm.... about fucking time... :) muah
Glorious piece of shitty writing..go out bitch!!! stop making out with a computer..
Devlina
N hey even I almost quit my job ystrday..almost....Color Green brought back some senses..:)
Devlina
dear neel
you were exceptionally kind. I hope you get well soon....luv
my dahlin friend Southie Friend D
first...Converted Southies aren't eligible to give advise second even if you do TRY AND FOLLOW IT URSELF.....and here's hoping you get to your bong senses soon and stop sucking up to the buck like southies and come back to the feild you belong....
since its the season of being uncharacteristic, i kind of joined the badwagon.... on medication now.... hopefull recover soon.... sooner than your old comp anyway.... and by the way.... stop looking at it so much nowadays.... you know, now that u got the youndger one.... polygamy is STILL illegal....
somethings like Indian Penal Court laws remain the same.... damn...
Dear neel
Handling the young was never a problem....and whose interested in polygamy, thr's alwez scope for extra maritals...
And uncharacteristic huh?? Well you indeed are recovering fast!! wat did the doc give u??
luv
yeah... handling the young was never a problem.... handling.... manhandling... whatever...
extramarital encounters of the computer kinds..... now THATS what i call active sex life.... u can actually change the blog name to The Silhuette Breeds... you know, small cute, chubby fair sleepy sneezing computers with RAMs a tad bit slower than the others.... awww... already feeling like hugging them....
but i shall be quiet now lest the comment section hogs more limelight than this much awaited come back post...
and doc just asked me to introspect... did the trick :)
luv ya
My dear bong bitch....thank you for ur concerns..which are useless to me..my bong senses r as intact as ever..thank you...just advising you to stop leching at a piece of machine...i mean cummon u mite still be able to land a guy-(middle aged, bald,totally uninteresting, pot-bellied uncle maybe ..but a guy all the same)
Cheers to that!!
Devlina
First stop taking those recovering pills....they are working too fast....
second I WRITE ABOUT FEELING GUILTY ABOUT DUMPING AN OLD COMP.....BUT YOU!!.....YOU ACTUALLY ARE SO BLOODY SEX DEPRIVED THAT YOU GO AHEAD AND SCREW OTHERS BLOGS....FRUSTRATED BASTARD SCREW FUCK YOUR OWN BLOG NOT OTHERS.....
my dear southie friend,
i mite land up with an old haggard of a man...and i m pretty sure i wud land up wid a MAN...but wat about you?? I really hope you dont have to change your preferences you kno...
P.S.
plz leave the dogs alone....:)
okay people..... we have had enouhh bloodshed in the entire world for us to start that in a pristine world of literature.... well.... we all write according to our capabilities, dont we??
so southie mashi and ill kaku... let the poor girl be... she tried her best you know!!
luv all of you...
didoo
yeah didoo is right,
enuf is enuf....truce...we will battle it out again on the next post...
K....truce then..write one soon...love ya..
Devlina
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